sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

(via raydayton)

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ackerman-relatable:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

(Source: videohall, via jesuscrusty)

noteventhatfunny:

WTF is the skeleton war,
where the heck does it come from,
and why the frick do we always do this?

Somebody explain!

Anonymous asked:

Don't Drake and drive, you'll end up at your ex's house

Not Even That Funny Answer:

willdarbyshire:

LOL

heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(via heliolisk)